I am turning into a judgmental old lady who needs to quit
reading other widow’s blogs before I lose my head and leave comments I'll regret. Case in point: A widow in my age bracket is desperately
lonely and wants to find another man but she insists that any friendship she
enters into must be with a man who is likewise marriage minded. Why? Because
her religious beliefs prevent her from spending time with someone just for companionship.
Jeez, Louise, there’s full range of social interactions one can enjoy that doesn’t
include shacking up for illicit sex! Silly me, I thought sex outside of
marriage was the only part of dating or hanging out together that a church would frown upon. Lunch at MacDonald's? How
many Hail Mary’s would that earn a widow? And how
does that work out if a guy should ask this widow out on a date for
the first time? Does she say, “I don’t know if I can accept your offer, are you
interested in getting married soon?” That too-eager-to-get-married mindset scared
off the guys when we were eighteen, I would imagine it would get the same reaction
at seventy.
The truth is, we senior citizens have a whole different set
of issues involved with joining our lives together in marriage than young
people do. Young people don’t generally come into a marriage owning paid-off houses,
having pension plans and investment portfolios or have children and
grandchildren standing in the wings who you’d like to see get the fruits of
your life’s work when you die. Young people aren’t rooted in homes they’ve
lived in for decades or have to worry about becoming caregivers soon after
saying, “I do.” And they don’t have children who might worry that you’re
handing over your entire estate to a person they don’t know or trust. Sure, a
good lawyer can safe-guard against most of those things, but how many people
sign a prenup when they marry late in life? I've seen one too many farms that had been in a family for generations end up in the hands of the second spouse’s
kids to know that trust isn't enough. Get it in writing!
Those kinds of what-ifs drive me to distraction and the
bees start buzzing around inside my bonnet. It also drives me crazy that another widow I've known half my life gives her kids
ten to fifteen thousand dollars at a whack yet she counts pennies and does
without necessities because she’s afraid she’s going to run out of money. “Stop
giving away the money meant for you to live on!” I tell her. “If there’s any
left over when you die, then they can have it.” To which she replies, “You don’t
have children so you don’t understand.” I understand that one of her daughters
has a beautiful hardwood floor thanks to her mom’s ‘donation’ while the mom doesn’t
have enough money in her wallet to pay for her prescriptions.
In another blog I read recently, the “other woman” in a love
triangle was complaining because the widow to the man she was having the affair
with isn’t changing her last name back to her maiden name now that he's dead. They’d
been married for over two decades and even if he was a bag of cheating crap
they had kids together, for crying out loud. If the widow wants to keep or
ditch a surname, that’s her choice. How do people come up with things to resent like
that? And get this, the “other woman” wants to change her last name to match
the dead guy’s. I guess the tattoo she got to commemorate his passing wasn’t
enough. Make me a promise. If my values and sense of logic and fair-play ever
sink this low, just book me as a guest on the Jerry Springer Show because that’s where I’d belong. And while I’m
standing on my judgmental soap box, ladies, I don’t care what excuse a guy gives you for
not leaving his wife, it’s just an EXCUSE. It’s called having his cake and
eating it too.
There, I’ve said my piece. The bees that have been buzzing
around my head has left my bonnet. Got any bees in your bonnet to share? Please
don’t let me think I’m the only judgmental old lady on earth! ©
