There was a time in my life when I didn’t understand why old
people didn’t at least try to keep up with the news. Now that I’m “old” I’m
starting to get it. Sometimes our heads get so filled up with issues that
seemingly have no solutions that it wears on you. It’s the same old, same old day in and day out. And
no matter how many of us bear witness to the ills of society, nothing changes. Crime
goes on. World tensions go on. Fear mongering goes on. People get killed. Strange
danger is still dangerous to little kids---no, wait! Often times it’s people
they know who are the abusers. At seventy something I’m no longer young and altruistic
enough to believe we can save the world by taking part in a march, mailing a
check or joining a group. Why fill up my head with images that just give my subconscious
mind fodder for my night time dreams? How’s that for justifying the news
blackout I’ve put in place these past few weeks?
Earlier this week I saw a convoy of power company trucks on
the expressway and I wondered where they were going. So I tuned back in to the
world, just in time to hear the preamble to the monster storm the East Coast was
expecting. God, I’m glad I’m not in the eye of that storm! Already, I can’t
seem to stay warm, I can’t image not having any power in the winter. I wear
knit gloves without fingertips just to type and knit gaiters that go up to my
knees, and knit shirts under my sweat suits…all in the house. When I go out I
swap the fingerless gloves for heavy mittens, add a knit scarf and hat, boots
and my heavy winter coat. What I won’t do it turn up the thermostat in the
house. It’s set at 72 and by the gods of vanity, I won’t become one of those
old people who blast any visitor out because the thermostat is set high enough to
raise tropical plants on the windowsills.
Monday was errand day and one of those errands included
dropping Levi off and picking him back up again at the doggie foo-foo beauty
spa. A bath, haircut and pedicure costs $48! Thankfully, the owner takes care
of Levi and the other schnauzers so I don’t have to tip. That place must make a
lot of money. They have five full time groomers going every day but Sunday. They
also have a receptionist and a shampooer and if you don’t book appointments six weeks ahead
of time, you might have to go on the waiting list. But I trust the place not to
drown, drug, abuse or lose Levi and I’m willing to pay for that sense of security.
After dropping Levi off I went to the pet store to buy food,
to the bank and post office, to the grocery store to buy the sugar-free pudding
I forgot on grocery day—I use a lot of it in the protein shakes I make---then I
stopped for lunch at the Guy Land Cafeteria. I haven’t been there in a very long
time. I call it that because there are usually twelve to twenty lone, old geezers
in the place for every woman over sixty. Monday, there were sixteen. Apparently,
the cheap food and good coffee draws them in and they never leave. One old guy
was with this wife, a newspaper held up high between them. He’d better watch
out. Another old geezer was eyeing her up. My husband liked going there, too,
and I never did understand its attraction but if I ever want to find another
man I’d get a job at that cafeteria. One of my widow acquaintances works there
and the regular customers are always bringing her little gifts. When/if she
starts putting out signals that she’s ready to date, she’ll snag plenty of
offers at the Guy Land Cafeteria. She’s my age and has to work to make ends
meet. I’m so glad I don’t have to do that. There is no way I’d enjoy getting up
at 3:30 in the morning to serve coffee by five. She’s like a postal worker. “Neither
snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays” the cashier/coffee server from
her appointed duties.
Yesterday I went to a lecture I thought was going to be
about lady lighthouse keepers, but I had the schedule mixed up and I won’t be
hearing that one until February. This lecture turned out to be the most boring
waste of time I’ve ever at a lecture. It was about the history of the region’s economic
development organization. Stick a finger down my throat. I saw enough pie
charts in that hour to last me until earth has a shuttle service to Mars and
back. So the rest of the week I’m going back to my black and white, 1958-like life
in Pleasantville where I don’t watch the news and the power company convoys are
leaving Michigan instead of coming here to help us out after a storm. ©
