I repeated that I don’t wear gold adding, “I don’t even own anything gold.”
A sugary, sweet voice normally reserved for puppies, kittens and humans wearing diapers came back at me. "You do that, dear. We'll find you a nice pair glasses when you're in a different mood."
No, WE won't! I thought as I walked out door. When I got home I jumped on the internet and made a list of other places in the area that accept my vision insurance.
Note to self: If I'm ever in a nursing home and someone is about to hand-feed me dinner, take your hearing aids out first so you won't hear if that nurse's aide starts using the puppies-kittens-and-humans-wearing-diapers sugary, sweet voice on me. ©